Sick of Bieber fever?

...then just log on to whitehouse.gov and sign the petition asking the Obama administration to deport him! The petition reads:

We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.

The Canadian pop singer just can't seem to stay out of mischief or headlines, most recently adding a DUI charge to his quickly-growing rap sheet. When a petition reaches the threshold of 100,000 signatures, the U.S. government must issue a response. It's 10:45 p.m., and the petition already has 162,423 signatures, well over the required number of Bieber-haters to force the Obama administration to make a call.

The kid clearly needs someone to slap some major sense back into him, but deportation? Somehow I can't imagine Obama signing off on his total removal from the country. I think the stir that would cause among pre-teen girls would create a much bigger mess for the U.S. government than the complaints of disgruntled parents.

I kind of hope it happens though, so Bieber can plead, "Baby, baby, baby, noooooo!"